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Jul 27, 2015

36 Funny Business Names in the Philippines

Jan Paula Plamenco     7/27/2015  No comments

Here's a list of 36 Funny Business Names found in the Philippines. Some of them are corny, but some of them are punny.
 



1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks”.
3. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”.
4. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.
5. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”.
6. Bakery: “Bread Pit”.
7. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”.
8. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.
9. Restaurant in Pasig : “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina “.
10. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”.
11. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar”.
12. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint” .
13. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ” Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes”.
14. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”.
15. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.
16. A salon, “Curl Up And Dye”.
17. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”.
18. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”.
19. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”.
20. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”.
21. Taxicab: “Income Taxi”.
22. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”.
23. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”.
24. A ceiling installer: ” Kisame Street “.
25. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day?”
26. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”.
27. A bakery: “Anak Ng Tinapay”.
28. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “May Lisa Eatery”.
29. Laundry shop: “Wash Your Problem”.
30. This mobile massage business slogan: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching”.
31. Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”.
32. Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”.
33. Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”.
34. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”.
35. A Resto: “The Last Supper”.
36. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh Chicken”.

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