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Sep 3, 2015

19 Funny Business Signs in the Philippines

Jan Paula Plamenco     9/03/2015  No comments

Here are 19 Funny English business signs and funny business names found on the streets in the Philippines.

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#1 Anong Paki Mo?

Paki means please... and Paki is also a short form of pakialam which means care. This business sign for Errand Boys, can mean "What do you care?" or "What would you like me to do for you?" ...  Paki kuha - please get, paki bili = please buy, paki ayos = please fix, paki dala = please bring, etc....

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#2 Eyes for Sale

They meant Ice for Sale.

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#3 Hair Force One Barbershop


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#4 Holy House of Drugs Pharmacy


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#5 Pakiusap wag sanang gawing sabaw ang gravy. Salamat

Translation: Our gravy isn't soup. ( Don't eat gravy like it's soup)


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#6 Kini Rogers

Their own version of Kenny Rogers Roasters

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#7 Libing Things Funeral Parlor

A play on words.
Libing means funeral in Tagalog.
Libing = Living

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#8 Mami Pakyaw

 as in Manny Pacquaio


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#9 Mc Dollibee

Mc Donalds + Jollibee

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#10 Notice - Public Bar

Not open because it is closed.

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#11 Open 24 Hours

 (11-6 am)

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#12 Pek Pek Carenderia

Translation: Vagina Eatery

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#13 Pussies and Bitches Petshop and Grooming Salon


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#14 We Repair: 

Washing machine, refrigiratior, electric fan, oven toaster, flat iron and others.


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#15 Scissors Palace Barbershop

(for men and women)

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#16 Sipsip Ebak

Translation: Sipsip means sip. Ebak is a slang for poop.

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#17 Summacum Laundry

A play on Summa Cum Laude

Funny English business signs and funny business names

#18 Vagina Repair: Painless and Satisfaction 


Funny English business signs and funny business names

#19 Wanted: Boy Waitress

(applied now)


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